Rachel + Gaya

Have kept me entertained pretty much all night...
Because my body clock is so fuxed up I decided to stay up all night and go to bed at the normal time to fix it up. Trust me it works, it's just like jet lag.

So we've been skyping and yeah... Gaia (spelt correctly), who i've never spoken to before for some reason asked me where i put my hands when i kiss someone.. wtf?!??!??!?!!?!??!!!!??????

Of course there's a huge competition between the two of them for who I like more :P nah just kidding they both hate me.. it's obvious. I told them neither anyway... Then rachel is all like but i was your first love and I'm all like shove it because you call my mum aunty.
Don't worry we were never cousins and never will be but we kind of are in like yeah.. you know.
Just family friends but more like cousins haha.

It's refreshing to hear a proper posh british accent too... rather than rachel's improper chav voice.. just kidding.

Anyways what is the point in me making this blog right now, what a waste of 5 minutes.
Again just kidding.
Still hate you both.. better work on that ;)
xo Ed.